howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

idlelane:

it’s really sad that an animated frog is prettier than me

"What is up with Giving Tree here?”

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

Hiccup loses stuff
1st movie: his foot
2nd movie: his dad
Me: then what the flip is he going to lose in the 3rd?
Me: well shit
(also, he managed to lose an entire dragon)
My cousin said it's gonna be Astrid . Well shit .
My Second Time Seeing Frozen
Friend: So who does Anna end up with?
Me: I'm not going to tell you.
Friend: Please?
Me: Who do you want her to end up with?
Friend: I don't know. I kinda like Hans. He's so cute and goofy.
Me: (thinking) Conceal. Don't feel. Don't let her know.
wakaswagihomie:

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

His full name is Yeehaw Will Smith

wakaswagihomie:

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

His full name is Yeehaw Will Smith

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”